In celebrations of the Mondays, I am starting a new weekly thing. Monday will now be Shit I can't believe people actually said Day.
Today's quotes all deal with parents and small children.
Small child is drawing on mirror of the store with their ice cream cone.
Me: That's not going to taste very good. Maybe we should stop.
Mother: What are you doing? How dare you stifle my child's creativity?
Found small child crying looking lost.
Me: Do you need help finding your parents?
Child: Yes
Me: Alright lets go up to the front and page them.
Pages parent, another 5min before they show up.
Parent:So what is the problem? You interrupted my phone call.
Come upon a screaming small child.
Me: Hey whats wrong?
Child: I want my mommy.
Me: Do you know where she is?
Child: Yes, but I'm supposed to stay here.
Me: Where is she? I'll tell her you need her.
Child: She went outside to smoke and told me to stay here.
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