Really People

It is Monday, and that means, crazy things people say. Today we look at the crazy things that kids do and say.


2 boys about 7 or 8 are playing catch through the automatic sliding doors of the store entrance.
Me: Guys that's really not cool, you could seriously hurt yourselves.
Boy 1: You can't stop us. We are customers and the customers are always right.
Boy 2: Yeah.


Little girl comes up to me.
Me: Can I help you find something?
Girl: Can you help me make a bomb? My little brother keeps crying all night, so I want to blow him up.



8yr old boy walks up to me.
Boy: Can you help me find some flowers?
Me: Sure, what color are we looking for?
Boy: Don't know. But they have to be really pretty.
Me: Are they for your mom?
Boy: Yeah. I'm going to give her flowers, so I won't get in trouble when she sees the yard. Just like Dad does.



Don't "kids just say the darnedest things" (Bill Cosby)