Sorry, dear readers, for being a little late with this. But today we have yet another rousing edition of Did You Really Just Say That (DYRJST)?!
Today's addition is especially significant to all those young men out there who are eagerly looking for a date. Here is what NOT to say to a girl you are interested in.
Customer: Hey, hey, girl. Did anyone ever tell you you have a HUUUGE ass *hand gestures*? Can I get your number?
Me: No, I don't date customers.
Customer: How about we step outside, then I'm not a customer?
Three girls walk up to the bar. Couple of guys already seated at bar. Girls are regulars and friends of bartender.
Guy: Hey are you all like lesbians or something?
Girl 1: I am, they are both straight and single.
Guy: Are you sure your lesbian? Have you ever had a boyfriend? Maybe you just need to meet the right guy?
Remember, gentle readers none of these scenarios will get you the date you want.
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